IMPORTANT: MAKE SURE TO READ

IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ:

Today the mayor of Alaska announced that mass paper shredding will begin throughout the continent due a recent bill that was passed by the Congressional Order. If this bill is passed by Senate it could devastate a lot of things that live in Alaska. Since the government isnt listening to people with authority, a chain letter has been started to waste everyones time. Please sign this petition and blog it on your MySpace site. If over 1,000,000 people blog this petition than the Congressional Senate Party of Alaska will know that 1,000,000 wasted their time reading this.

Also, if you dont blog this or send it in a chain email to at least 10 people over the next hour you will die from a paper cut and your parents will read your diary at the funeral and laugh at it (If this threat does not apply to you then insert the threat youll get herpes!)

Signed:

Jason Denison (Appleton, AK)
Rita McKormick (Holton, AK)
Katy Decker (Beaverden, OK)
Ben Kyle (Clevester, TN)
TJ Mittleman (Allentown, PA)
Dan Hirshon (Boston, MA)