Terrorism isn't as easy as it looks...
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
How to Sound Insecure When You’re Trying To Get People To Read Your How-To Article
Hey so I don’t really know much about the subject, but I guess I could maybe give you some dumb advice on how to sound insecure. That’s if you care about what I have to say, which I don’t know why you would. I’m stupid. And I smell bad.
1.) I kind of guess the first step to sounding insecure might be something like adding “I don’t know” to everything you say, but I don’t really have a clue. Am I convincing you yet? Probably not. I’m a nincompoop.
2.) If you’re still reading this poor excuse for an article, I’m so sorry for wasting moments of your life you can never get back. (This isn’t really a tip. I just feel really bad).
3.) Do you think I’m dumb? I don’t believe you. I think you think I’m dumb. It’s ok. I’m pretty dumb.
4.) If you want to sound insecure then maybe you could sort of stare at the ground every time you say anything. Right? Sorry.
5.) Seriously, do you think I’m dumb? I’m not going to believe whatever you say.
Friday, September 17, 2010
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