Are you insulted someone would complement you?
Complements drive us awkward people insane. Not like breathe fire out the ears insane. Just like hunch over and stare at the floor insane.
Why?
Complements never seem as personal as insults.
True Story:
Anyone could say, “I like your eyes” or “your hair looks nice” but it seems like a person puts real thought into saying, “Your breath smells like my asshole after a weekend at Taco Bell.”
Most people don’t want to be mean or confrontational without being funny so they take time out of their day to script something strong if they’re going to make fun of you.
Success Step 1:
If you’re ever insulted, just say, "thank you for thinking of me."
I know I appreciate insults more than complements. Also, my self-esteem might have something to do with it.
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