According to sScienceNews, a product called Mycobond offers the shipping industry an alternative to the packing peanut: a new material made of inedible agricultural waste and mushroom roots. “I’ve been looking to package my fine art and fragile gifts in a compost pile” stated one hippie and no one else. Drug addicts everywhere are now getting stoned from not only receiving packages, but also mailing them. Other Mycobond packing materials include banana peels, rotten tomatoes, and dirt.
According to the sScienceNews article, the fungus-based material takes “one-eighth the energy and one tenth the carbon dioxide of traditional foam packing material,” which allows you to stick your shipping supplies in the compost bin once your package arrives. It also allows you to hold your nose every time you walk near whatever was shipped to you. Not only can you put your packing materials in the compost pile but you can also throw whatever was shipped in there as well.
Winston Churchill’s dentures have been auctioned for 15,200 pounds and awarded to a private collector. Which proves that one can be a winner and loser at the same time. Some speculate Churchill’s jock strap will go for twice as much.
Seventy pensioners, some as old as 90, have been sentenced with Anti-Social Behavior Orders as a result of late-night parties and loud music until the early morning hours at their sheltered housing estate. Those complaining included teenagers everywhere who couldn’t hear their own jacked out car speakers and heavy metal concerts.
The complaints include allegations that a new tenant had been bringing 'outsiders' into the shared common room for late night bingo sessions. “I can barely concentrate on my insomnia and back pain with all that racket,” stated one tenant.
Pfizer plans to sell a children's form of Viagra to reduce high blood pressure and treat a rare lung disorder that affects about 600 kids a year. Guys everywhere are now claiming that they suffer from a lung disorder.
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