Really starting to get tired of following the news

A NY mother was arrested on DWI charges after her 12-year-old daughter called 911 from vehicle. “Well that explains why she didn’t want to sit shotgun,” said the mother after being handcuffed. The mother was released on a $2,000 bond and the 12 year old was given a time out for embarrassing mommy in front of the police and Fox News crews.

A wedding photographer in Italy was shot dead after a hunting rifle he asked the bride and groom to pose with accidentally went off...thus giving a whole new meaning to the term "shotgun wedding." Oddly enough their vows were “In sickness and in health, til the sudden death of our photographer makes things really awkward.” “As if wedding planning wasn’t stressful enough,” said the bride, “I needed that like a hole in the head.”

Bullfighting was banned in the province of Catalonia, Spain. Finally, people can go back to wearing red without living in fear.

Catalonia is to a large degree self-ruling and many in Spain see the bullfighting ban as a further bid to stand out from the rest of the country. Catalonia also plans to ban tacos, sombreros, and the use of the prefix “el” before any word.

A 17-month-old Bengal tiger escaped from his owners' truck and is now roaming around Johannesburg, South Africa. Finally, a reason Americans can pay attention to events happening in South Africa. Maybe you deserve to have a tiger loose in your city if you allow people to drive around with a tiger in their truck.